Category «Funny Stuff»

Firing your Secretary

Another great e-mail that you have to love, even if you see it coming in the end. Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for …

Christmas Divorce

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego two days before Christmas and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.      ‘Pop, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.     “We can’t stand the sight of …

Class Photo of Little Johnny

Remember reading all the jokes about ‘Little Johnny’? You know, the kid that the teachers are afraid to call on for answers in the class, for fear of what he  might say… Well, finally a photo of ‘Little Johnny’ has surfaced. See if you  can find him in the picture!    The  theme of this …

Aren’t you glad you aren’t in Human Resources

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01, 2003 RE: Gala Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! …

Politics Simplified – It’s all about the Ice Cream

Its all about the Ice Cream ….. The most eye-opening civics lesson I’ve ever heard was a teacher’s third  grade class.  The presidential election was heating up and some of  the children showed an interest.  I decided we would have an election  for a class president.  We would choose our nominees.  They would make  a …