Because sometimes things just need to be said….
Scientists in Colorado are broke, so they started an OnlyFans account for marmots. That’s not a joke, and it’s not a metaphor. A research program at the Rocky Mountain Biological Laboratory has been tracking yellow-bellied marmots since 1962, one of the longest-running wildlife studies in the country. Then federal grants got pulled last year and …
Somebody buys a sports team, and within a few years the city is somehow paying for their stadium. That’s not a conspiracy theory, it’s just how the math works out almost every time. A guy worth a few billion dollars buys an NFL or NBA franchise, then turns around and tells the local government that …
Travis Kelce finally talked about his wedding to Taylor Swift this week, more than a month after the two of them got married at Madison Square Garden in front of about 1,100 people. At a press conference this week he called it “the best night of my life,” joked that the AC was cranking the …
Karoline Leavitt announced this week that she’s stepping down as White House press secretary at the end of the month, and the reason she gave was that she wants to spend more time with her kids. Fine. Maybe that’s true. But I’ve heard this exact line so many times from so many people leaving so …
Somebody supposedly told their friends they landed the role of James Bond, and within a week the whole internet knew about it. That’s the state of Hollywood secrecy in 2026: a studio spends years running a shadowy, code-named casting search, flying actors in for hush-hush screen tests, making everyone sign NDAs thicker than the actual …
Somebody at a coffee shop pointed their face at me last week and I genuinely could not tell if they were about to say hi or upload me to the internet. That’s the world we live in now. Smart glasses are everywhere, they look like regular sunglasses, and there is a real chance the person …