Because sometimes things just need to be said….
Disney’s most expensive way to skip a line is about to cost $499 for one person on one day. That’s the reported new peak price for the Lightning Lane Premier Pass at Magic Kingdom, up $50 from today’s $449 peak, plus tax. The cheaper stuff is going up too. Starting with reservation dates on November …
You got an extra hour of sleep Sunday, and Congress got an extra hour to ignore the one bill 308 House members already agreed on. Clocks fell back at 2 a.m. on November 1, same as they have every first Sunday of November since 2007. Meanwhile the Sunshine Protection Act, which would stop all of …
Washington State just did something rare in the car business: it let a customer buy a car from the company that made it. Well, from two companies. Rivian and Lucid, to be exact, and only if they clear a list of conditions that reads like a bouncer’s dress code. Lawmakers passed SB 6354 in March. …
Over 30 million Americans had already voted by October 26, according to the University of Florida Election Lab, and every cable panel in the country is now squinting at that number like it’s a tea leaf. It isn’t one. Here’s what the early numbers actually say. An AP comparison reported by the National Desk found …
Tonight, millions of Americans will hand a stranger’s kid a piece of chocolate that costs more than it did last year, and then complain about it in the group chat. The National Retail Federation expects Halloween spending to hit $13.5 billion this year, up from $13.1 billion in 2025. That works out to about $115 …
Your electric bill has a lot in common with a bad relationship: it keeps going up, nobody explains why, and the other party seems to be doing great. Here’s the scorecard. Electricity prices rose about 40% between 2021 and 2025, according to the nonprofit PowerLines. Utilities asked regulators for a record $31 billion in rate …
There are thousands of Disney World tips out there, and I’ve read an unhealthy number of them. Only one has never let me down: get to the park early. Not 15 minutes early. At least 45 minutes before opening, and up to 90 on a packed day. Here’s why. Parking, the monorail or bus, and …
At a rally in Bullhead City, Arizona, on October 14, the President of the United States told a crowd that a swimmer “suffered massive windburn” because a giant in the next lane “swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable.” Nobody in the story was named, and he never said where or when …
Disney sells a lot of things that cost too much. Photos, weirdly, aren’t one of them. I’ve said for a while that PhotoPass is by far the best deal in the whole Disney World catalog, so I went and tested my own claim. The product is now called Memory Maker, and as of the October …
The best week of the baseball calendar is happening right now, and both sides of the sport’s labor fight picked it to announce they’re not budging. Before Game 1 of the World Series, commissioner Rob Manfred said the players’ union boss, Bruce Meyer, “is not prepared to do a status quo deal.” Meyer said anything’s …
I spent a whole post complaining that Disney World food is pricey and usually average. Now I’m going to tell you to spend more on a meal. Yes, I see the problem. Here’s the difference: at a character meal, you aren’t buying dinner. You’re buying your kid a few uninterrupted minutes with Mickey, and the …
Some nights your dreams are lovely. You’re at the beach, everybody you like is there, and the whole thing makes perfect sense until you wake up and wish you could go back. Other nights your brain apparently raided a pharmacy. You’re at work in your underwear while your third-grade teacher, who is now a giraffe, …