Scotts 2 Cents

April 3, 2009

Firing your Secretary

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Another great e-mail that you have to love, even if you see it coming in the end.

Last week was my birthday
and I didn’t feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
“Happy Birthday!”,
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
” Happy Birthday.”

I thought…

Well, that’s marriage for you,
but the kids…
They will remember.

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December 11, 2008

Christmas Divorce

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A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego two days before Christmas and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.   

  ‘Pop, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.    

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,’ the father says. ‘We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.’    

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December 9, 2008

Class Photo of Little Johnny

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Remember reading all the jokes about ‘Little Johnny’? You know, the kid that the teachers are afraid to call on for answers in the class, for fear of what he  might say… Well, finally a photo of ‘Little Johnny’ has surfaced. See if you  can find him in the picture!   

The  theme of this picture was, ‘Make a funny face’! 

I knew you’d be able to find him…

December 4, 2008

Aren’t you glad you aren’t in Human Resources

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Politics — Scott @

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: October 01, 2003

RE: Gala Christmas Party

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December 2, 2008

Who Needs Pockets

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Where do you keep your frogs?

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Who Needs Pockets?

November 14, 2008

Politics Simplified – It’s all about the Ice Cream

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Its all about the Ice Cream ….. The most eye-opening civics lesson I’ve ever heard was a teacher’s third 
grade class.  The presidential election was heating up and some of 
the children showed an interest.  I decided we would have an election 
for a class president.  We would choose our nominees.  They would make 
a campaign speech and the class would vote.
To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
Members.  We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students
Should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia
were picked to run for the top spot.

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