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December 11, 2008

Christmas Divorce

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A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego two days before Christmas and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.   

  ‘Pop, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.    

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,’ the father says. ‘We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.’    

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December 9, 2008

Class Photo of Little Johnny

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Remember reading all the jokes about ‘Little Johnny’? You know, the kid that the teachers are afraid to call on for answers in the class, for fear of what he  might say… Well, finally a photo of ‘Little Johnny’ has surfaced. See if you  can find him in the picture!   

The  theme of this picture was, ‘Make a funny face’! 

I knew you’d be able to find him…

December 4, 2008

Did You Know?

Filed under: Random Stuff — Tags: , — Scott @

This is a pretty cool video. About 5 minutes long. It may elicit many emotions from different people: Fear, joy, amazement, dropped jaw, anger but it will absolutely make you think.

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Technology

Aren’t you glad you aren’t in Human Resources

Filed under: Funny Stuff,Politics — Scott @

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: October 01, 2003

RE: Gala Christmas Party

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December 2, 2008

Who Needs Pockets

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Where do you keep your frogs?

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Who Needs Pockets?

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